Drew

🌟 Drew: The Original Buff Boy (Known Only By His Physique)

Let’s introduce Drew, a man who has been with Buff Boy Brewing Co. since the very first bean was roasted, yet achieved complete obscurity until a single, fateful moment. He’s an O.G. Buff Boy, the team’s resident purveyor of fine espresso and even finer… ahem, aesthetics.

The Swimsuit Stardom

Drewsy was a perfectly serviceable, quiet member of the team until a seemingly innocuous swimsuit picture was posted to our social media. Overnight, he became the unwitting subject of an intense, global investigation centered around the trending question: “Who’s the hung guy?”

And just like that, a star was born!

Unfortunately for Drewsy, his newfound fame is spectacularly superficial—it’s the only thing his audience seems to care about. As the rest of the Buff Boy crew (especially Collin, who is still smarting from the lack of hair-related commentary) is quick to point out, Drewsy’s personality is perhaps best described as “existing.” But hey, we’re a superficial team, and as the saying goes: If it ain’t broke, don’t bust the beautifully chiseled product.

A Man of Simple Tastes

Drewsy’s musical and coffee tastes are as straightforward and uncomplicated as his path to fame. He loves high-energy dance and pump-up tracks—anything with a driving, relentless beat that makes you feel like you could immediately do 100 burpees (or, you know, just stand there looking good). His coffee preference is a bold, no-nonsense dark roast—strong, simple and served with minimal distraction.

His Buff Radio song choices are designed to be the ultimate pre-workout mix. They are a soundtrack for flexing, a sonic backdrop for peak physical performance, or just good, clean music to hear while you wait for your coffee to brew.